Hilarious

I had a great time chatting with this guy. This is so freaking hilarious even Joseph and Kelvin saw this they cannot stop laughing. The conversation goes like this...

Guy: Hi

Me: Hello

Guy: Oh, Bye.

Me: Diam la, go BJ la.

Guy: BJ?

Me: YA! BJ!

Guy: What is that?

Me: Blow job la! -.-"

Guy: Got such job meh?

Me: Ya.

Guy: Do what de?

Me: Blow lor.

Guy: Blow what?

Me: Blow la! -.-"

Guy: all you have to do is blow?

Me: Ya.

Guy: How much?

Me: Er, they count by sticks de. Maybe $200 per stick.

Guy: Really? Sing dollar ah or rupiah?

Me: SING DOLLAR LA!

Guy: Oh what stick?

Me: They got black and white stick. which stick you want?

Guy: WHITE!

Me: Okay, I think you go google it for more details. Got company de.

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After searching Google,

Guy: WTF! Blow job = Oral Sex? -.-"

Me: LOL! You seriously don't know? Got so innocent meh? -.-"

Guy: You think everybody like you ah? Can think of such things!

Me: Oh, Come on. It's common.

Guy: Diam la. You think funny ah! DIAM!

Me: Okay. SO funny la. nice time chatting with you! :D

And our conversation ended. It's not my fault right? I had just be a teacher? Thought someone things! :D SMART ME! :D WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!

Thursday, 19 Nov.

This was done when I was bored in the afternoon. (ROFL)

Hmmm... So Fajar prom night is on. Theme is superstar? Wow. How am i going to dress without a dress code. Aiya, just wear short pants plus a singlet. Lame. -.-"

Mummy promise me to go shop for Prom night clothes(but using my own money-.-"). Yeah! Nice things are happening soon. Jasmine is ready for work. Oh my god, my dear cousin is going to work. Must jiayou ah. Once you get your pay, go out and enjoy! :D

Growing fatter each day. AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! need to stop eating too much but still gonna slack at home. :D

Wednesday, 18 nov.

This holiday kinda sucks. First time going to work yet got scam by this unknown company. Wow, looks like I'm born to enjoy and not to work? (joking) The next holidays I should be straight going to the airport and work over there. That's next year plan.

Recently, I'm tired but I can't sleep at all. Oh my god. This is bad. I wondered is it because I stayed at home all day long and I still have energy. I don't know? Well, hope to have K-box sessions with Jasmine, Mummy and Weiye.

I can't think of anything right now. DotA? boring. I keep yawn and yawn yet I can't sleep. What's wrong with me? -.-"

Baby you know that, maybe it's time for miracle.

2012

2012 was a good movie that I had watched few days ago. Nice. :D

Last night, Mom asked whole family out for supper and we ate quite a lot. Confirm fat de lor. -.-"

Never mind, today onwards eat less liao. No choice.

Made payment to Frances last night and text her but she didn't reply me. That's weird. Ah, never mind. Wait for the trainer to call me up then since I have paid the money. (LOL)

Hopefully I will get this job. :D Working is pretty hard. -.-"

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Can't sleep

Ah Fuck. Tomorrow I am having job interview and I'm still awake. I can't sleep because of indigestion? I don't know. My stomach just don't feel good.

I can't believe that I'm going to work? Wow. Some more as a promotor? Hmmm.. Well, Mom wants to me gets a little experience of working. Anyway, I'm darn bore at home. As if I'm going to rot. (ROFL)

Prom Night for Fajar? Sounds cool. I don't really know whether there is or not? I think people will confirm with me sooner or later. PROM NIGHT SEY!

Wish me luck for tomorrow ba. Seriously. I'm nervous. People still VIRGIN worker lei. :X OPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!~~~~~~~~~~~

Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby.

SNSD, I cannot stand their "chio-ness". Actually only like 2 girls inside. (rofl)

Okay, Recently watched this video about Ms Ris Low. I'm kinda impressed with Ris Lows' words.

She created "SHINGZ" which means like whatever. She also created the "BOOMZ" which means shocking or surprise? That's pretty cool.

Tomorrow my dear brother is willing to jog with me. Oh my god. Thank you so much. :D

Time to lose weight man. That Tiki King(Wong Leong Lek) is so SHINGZ! He MSN me and ask how much weight had i lost? Soon la. Tiki King. YOu are SHINGZ!~ (ROFL)

okay, hope tomorrow I'll jog! ~ V

Bored

Don't open play smile.

What does it means? 别开玩笑。(don't joke)

This is so nice. Direct translation of "don't joke" in chinese. Okay, I am lame. -.-" Tomorrow there will be something going to happen. Oh my god. I seriously hope it is positive. If not I am going to die. Things gonna change 180 degree for me. BITCH!

The downfall of Kenneth Huang Kai Xiang. ROFL!

No mood for anything. Every morning, didn't managed to run but I am cutting down on food. Haha. Brother and cousin doesn't want to accompany me to run. So unfair, they are slim while I am fat. E!

Tomorrow morning Bro is having his Mother Tongue paper. Hmmm... Hope he will get a A1 back! :D JIAYOU!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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